So the National Enquirer is now writing headlines that spout Bill Clinton was having an affair on Hillary Clinton throughout the whole Presidential campaign. The whole thing, eh? Not just part, not just a little, but the whole thing...uh huh. Next they will be saying that the sky is blue, most of the time.
So Obama is not taking Federal funds for his campaign in the general election....one must assume because he has broken so many records fund raising and it might make him look piggy if he did...what a sweetheart.
Michele Obama and Cindy McCain have both hosted The View now and had lots of fun, girls. This might be the most popsicle US Weekly friendly election in years...it certainly is the one that broke the mold on Presidential types.
McCain is older, proving he still has it going on, and Barak is, well. Yeah. Of course Hillary was the first woman to run successfully and in it all there has been an entire baseball team out for the race over the past year.
Don't forget Bob Barr is still running...
It is National Martini Day, and it is your patriotic duty to celebrate...with an apple martini or a mojito martini, or a watermelon martini, or just a fake martini...ugh, the real ones are so nasty!