So Jim Moran is going to give a talk on transportation issues..
From Roads to Rail:
A Town Hall Discussion on the Future of
Transportation in Northern VirginiaFeaturing Special Guest Speaker: Rep. Jim Oberstar, Chairman of the House Transportation Committee
When: Monday, July 7th
7:30PM to 9:30PM
Where: Freddie Mac Headquarters
1551 Park Run Dr.
McLean, Virginia 22102
Building 4 – the Pavilion Room
Map
What: Congressman Moran is hosting a town hall discussion on transportation issues facing Northern Virginia. Rep. Jim Oberstar will provide his perspective as the highest-ranking member of the House of Representatives on matters involving transportation.
Does he even have to run anymore? Too bad Amit Singh couldn't have gotten the Republican nomination.....
And now for something completely different, this is just to funny to talk about...the American Family Association has made a little wittle booboo.
Anyways, here is something funny from the local Craig's List. Note the Chuck Norris reference.
Ferocious Attack Kitten Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT
Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:
* insects
* other trained attack kittens
* babies
* toilet paper
* anything under a blanket
* unwanted house guests
* paper bags* floor rugs
* Chuck Norris
* Feet.
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.
Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.
Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Does this guy even want to get this cat a home, or is he just being funny?